Post by Mickey on Apr 24, 2006 15:30:51 GMT -5
THE BATTLE FOR SUNNING ROCKS: A FAN FICTION/PLAY BY KAL AND MICKEY!
Charecters: those from the warriors books.
Scene One: Opens with a band of RiverClan warriors facing a band of ThunderClan Warriors,poised in battle lines, waiting for leaders signal to battle.
Leopardstar: can we have sunningrocks?
Bluestar: Whats the magic word?
Fireheart: *whispers to sandstorm* - What the heck?
Leopardstar: *sighs and says in exasperated voice* please
Sandstorm: i dont know
Bluestar: Now...was that so hard to be polite before we tackle each other in a fight?
Leopardstar: I guess not....
Tigerclaw: GET ON WITH IT!
Bluestar: Oh. Right.
Cinderpelt: WAIT!
Bluestar: What?
Fireheart: I'm confused.
Cinderpelt: I dont have enough herbs......can we do this tommorow?
EVERYONE ELSE IN UNISON: NO
Bluestar: TC- fetch CP some herbs
Tigerclaw: BUT IM THE BEST FIGHTER!! *Bluestar glares* TC says in rushed voice "Other than you Bluestar"
Bluestar: You’re kidding yourself. The best fighter in this clan is Snowkit.
Snowkit: meh? ygay! mumly i is the bestest fighter in thundar clam!
Speckletail :That’s wonderful honey.
Snowkit: what?
EVERYONE THERE- *stares*
Leopardstar: shakes herself and says "can we PLEASE have sunning rocks?"
ThunderClan: NO!
Bluestar: Uh…no I guess.
Leopardstar: Uhh YOU’RE SO ANNOYING!
Fireheart: You guess? *says incredulously*
Bluestar: What do I care? I'm gonna be dead in three chapters anyway
Leopardstar: sooo we can have it?
Bluestar: Nope. It belongs to ThunderClan for about another three/four books until Twolegs...uh I'm saying to much.
Fireheart: She means no.
Leopardstar: Kinda figured that
Snowkit: IM THE BEST FIGHTER IN THUNDER CLAN!
Cinderpelt: I have no herbs!!! You can't fight!
Bluestar: Is Tigerclaw back?
Snowkit: im the best fighter in Thunderclan!
Fireheart: Be Quiet.
Snowkit: wadda u know your not the best fighter in thunder clan!
Tigerclaw: I'm back! Heres the herbs, and I also found these. *holds up maracas*
Bluestar: HAaaaaayy CARAMBA!!!!!
Sandstorm: This party is off the heezy!
Leopardstar:*dancing next to Bluestar* Can I have sunning rocks now?
Tigerclaw: *growls*
Leaopardstar: PLEASE.
Bluestar: Nope.
Snowkit: I'm the best warrior in ThunderClan!
Fireheart: We're not even having a battle!
Snowkit: Fine I'm the best DANCER in ThunderClan!
Cinderpelt: Great. Now I've got too many herbs. We aren't' even having a battle.
Bluestar: I.....CAN'T.....HEAR YOU......
Snowkit: YAY! I'm not alone!
Bluestar: WHAAAT?
Snowkit: I said- I'm NOT(the song ends) ALONE!
Bluestar: Why are you shouting?
Tigerclaw: Can we get on with it?
Fireheart: I kinda agree bluestar. We can't let RC get away with the territory.
Tigerclaw: *finally-I'm on a clock here... i gotta lead the dogs into TC territory by tomorrow*
Bluestar: what was that ?
*tigerclaw starts whistling*
*Stormfur and Mistyfoot come running up the hill*
Bluestar: MY KIDS!
Stormfur: Who the f' are you?
Bluestar: You don't recognize me?
*both shake their heads*
Bluestar: *starts wailing*
Leopardstar: Now can we have sunning rocks?
Tigerclaw: The magic word.
LS: PUURRRRLEASE.
Tigerclaw: Bluestar is currently incapacitated...*glances at the wailing leader who has thrown herself on the ground and his having a temper tantrum*...so I'll say No for her.
Fireheart: HA! I TOLD YOU HE WAS A TRAITOR! HE JUST ASSUMED BLUESTARS AUTHORITY!
Sandstorm: Your getting paranoid Fireheart. He IS the deputy.
Fireheart: I thought I was? Bluestar has already gone nuts and attacked WindClan- so I'm deputy.
Tallstar: Bluestar attacked us? But I'm still alive so its ok.
Fireheart: You like, NEVER die.
Tallstar: COOL. I'm IMMORTAL!
Snowkit: BIG DEAL I'M THE BEST WARRIOR In THUNDERCLAN!
Tallstar: I dont care what you are as far as im concerned your a KIT!
Snowkit: *Starts wailing*
Tallstar: Im sorry
Snowkit: IM THE BEST WARRIOR IN THUNDER CLAN! yay!
Leopardstar: Ok i am getting REALLY mad now. I AM TAKING SUNNINGROCKS BEFORE I GO!
Bluestar: then dont leave!
Tigerclaw: that made no sense.
Snowkit: IM the best warrior in THUNDER CLAN!
Stumpytail: I HAVE THE STUMPIEST TAIL IN SHADOWCLAN!
Bluestar: where did you come from?
Brokenstar: we heard a party and wanted to come!
Stumpytail: soo i lead with my stumpy tail following! yay cow!
Snowkit: do you listen to yourself when you speak?
Stumpytail: How do you even hear, your deaf!
Snowkit: O yeah can you say that again in sign language?
Fireheart: O come on. Lets not sit around and talk! thats what gatherings are for. We either party or fight. Now here comes my sister with ICECREAM SO I SAY PARTY!
Sandstorm: I wanna talk.
Princess: But I have ice cream!
Cinderpelt: better than herbs.
Snowkit: *Jumps inside the ice cream and starts swimming in it*
SPECKALTAIL: Snowkit GET OUT OF THERE!
Snowkit: *Still swims*
Fireheart: I think he only hears what he wants.
Sandstorm: yeah. Now I think its that twoleg called Micheles turn.
Fireheart: deftly
Sandstorm: Ah. Here she is.
Fireheart: YAAY!
Bluestar:AHHH WHO IS THE HUUUGE TWOLEG KIT THAT IS IN NO WAY A WEAKLING?
Fireheart : Bluestar, meet Co-Writer Michele. Michele, Bluestar.
Bluestar: Want to party with us?
Michele: Sure! *grabs the maraca's*
Leopardstar: Hey, cowriter Michele? Can you write that Bluestar generously gives us Sunningrocks now?
Michele: What was that?
Leopardstar: Can you write that Bluestar generously gives us Sunningrocks?
Michele: *hums*
Leopardstar: Are you listening?
Michele: Not unless you say..
Leopardstar: If you say "the magic word" I'm going to smack you.
Michele: Fine. But say "it".
Leopardstar: *frowns*
Michele: I could write that you die you know.
Leopardstar: ...please.
Michele: No. Talk to Cowriter Kal about it.
Leopardstar: here comes that small and proud cowriter kal, who is amazingly prettier than cowriter michele!
Michele: I heard that!
Leopardstar: Can we have sunningrocks?
Kal: Im not going to be annoying and put you through the "What is the magic word" junk. You are an awesome cat, so i say no
Leopardstar: WHAT!
Kal: you awesome so i didnt put you through "What is the magic word" i just said no
Fireheart: I really like cowriter kal
Sandstorm: Me too
Cinderpelt: Yeah she is awesome
Tigerlclaw: Yeah she is really cool
Cinderpelt: have some ice cream Cowriter Kal!
Kal: yeah thank you everyone, but you know who else is awesome? shes another cowriter....her name is Cowriter miche-*Cuts off* A BIRD! yay! OOOO I LOVE BIRDS!
Snowkit: Look at the pretty birdie!
Speckletail: Snowkit, thats not a friendly bird. *says normally* Thats a hawk.
Snowkit: What?
Speckletail: *SCREAMS* THATS A HAWK!
Snowkit: What?
Speckletail:: That. Is. A. HAWK.
Snowkit: What?
Speckletail: Thats a hawk. [says normally]
Snowkit: OH! *gets out of hawks way just in time.
ThunderClan: *sighs in relief*
RiverClan: *does nothing*
Bluestar: You could at least be happy that a kit wasn't stolen.
Leopardstar: Sure- a kit, but that kit is the best warrior in ThunderClan!
Tigerclaw: *sighs exasperatedly* Am I the ONLY one who notices that snowkit is a KIT?He's not even a WARRIOR!
*cricket. cricket.*
Fireheart: No.
Tigerclaw: Thank you.
Fireheart: But you are the only one who cares.
Tigerclaw: *growls*
Fireheart: *growls back*
Tigerclaw: *glares*
Fireheart: *glares harder*
Tigerclaw: *low rumble*
Fireheart: *deep rumble*
Tigerclaw: *jumps at Fireheart*
Fireheart: *moves out of the way*
Leopardstar: Perfect! Now I can take Sunning Rocks while ThunderClan fights amongst itself!
Tigerclaw: *tilts head at Fireheart*
Fireheart: *Nods*
Michele: I’m Outtie.
Kal: Uh-me too. GREAT party!
Michele & Kal * leave at top speed-followed by the small band of windclan and
shadowclan*
*Tigerclaw & Fireheart exchange nods again*
*Tigerclaw & Fireheart jump at Leopardstar*
Leopardstar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAY!
RiverClan: *jumps into song*
RiverClan: Run Away. Run Away. Run away from the dirt they make in the dirt. Run away. Run away. Run away.From these horrible nasty o kitties! These cats with there magic words. Fighting a battle yet yelling about birds. We're all full of Ice Cream, so let us get out of here. *start running amok*
ThunderClan: You swimmers are a bloody joke, you couldn't beat an artichoke. If battle you chose to renew, we'll taunt you till you all turn blue. Your mommas all were-
*music twangs*
Mistyfoot & Stormfur: THATS IT! YOU DON'T MAKE FUN OF OUR MOMMA!
Bluestar: YAY! They love me!
Mistyfoot: We didn’t say that.
Bluestar: *wails*
*music starts up again*
ThunderClan: Run Away. Run Away. it seems like a helpful solution. Run Away. Run Away. To avoid this mom revolution.
RiverClan: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
ThunderClan: RUUUUUUUUN AWAY!!!!
BOTH CLANS:RUUUUUN AWAY!!!!![/u][/size]
*Music Ends*
Cinderpelt : We’ll be taking a short break.
*All cats scatter*
END SCENE ONE.
Charecters: those from the warriors books.
Scene One: Opens with a band of RiverClan warriors facing a band of ThunderClan Warriors,poised in battle lines, waiting for leaders signal to battle.
Leopardstar: can we have sunningrocks?
Bluestar: Whats the magic word?
Fireheart: *whispers to sandstorm* - What the heck?
Leopardstar: *sighs and says in exasperated voice* please
Sandstorm: i dont know
Bluestar: Now...was that so hard to be polite before we tackle each other in a fight?
Leopardstar: I guess not....
Tigerclaw: GET ON WITH IT!
Bluestar: Oh. Right.
Cinderpelt: WAIT!
Bluestar: What?
Fireheart: I'm confused.
Cinderpelt: I dont have enough herbs......can we do this tommorow?
EVERYONE ELSE IN UNISON: NO
Bluestar: TC- fetch CP some herbs
Tigerclaw: BUT IM THE BEST FIGHTER!! *Bluestar glares* TC says in rushed voice "Other than you Bluestar"
Bluestar: You’re kidding yourself. The best fighter in this clan is Snowkit.
Snowkit: meh? ygay! mumly i is the bestest fighter in thundar clam!
Speckletail :That’s wonderful honey.
Snowkit: what?
EVERYONE THERE- *stares*
Leopardstar: shakes herself and says "can we PLEASE have sunning rocks?"
ThunderClan: NO!
Bluestar: Uh…no I guess.
Leopardstar: Uhh YOU’RE SO ANNOYING!
Fireheart: You guess? *says incredulously*
Bluestar: What do I care? I'm gonna be dead in three chapters anyway
Leopardstar: sooo we can have it?
Bluestar: Nope. It belongs to ThunderClan for about another three/four books until Twolegs...uh I'm saying to much.
Fireheart: She means no.
Leopardstar: Kinda figured that
Snowkit: IM THE BEST FIGHTER IN THUNDER CLAN!
Cinderpelt: I have no herbs!!! You can't fight!
Bluestar: Is Tigerclaw back?
Snowkit: im the best fighter in Thunderclan!
Fireheart: Be Quiet.
Snowkit: wadda u know your not the best fighter in thunder clan!
Tigerclaw: I'm back! Heres the herbs, and I also found these. *holds up maracas*
Bluestar: HAaaaaayy CARAMBA!!!!!
Sandstorm: This party is off the heezy!
Leopardstar:*dancing next to Bluestar* Can I have sunning rocks now?
Tigerclaw: *growls*
Leaopardstar: PLEASE.
Bluestar: Nope.
Snowkit: I'm the best warrior in ThunderClan!
Fireheart: We're not even having a battle!
Snowkit: Fine I'm the best DANCER in ThunderClan!
Cinderpelt: Great. Now I've got too many herbs. We aren't' even having a battle.
Bluestar: I.....CAN'T.....HEAR YOU......
Snowkit: YAY! I'm not alone!
Bluestar: WHAAAT?
Snowkit: I said- I'm NOT(the song ends) ALONE!
Bluestar: Why are you shouting?
Tigerclaw: Can we get on with it?
Fireheart: I kinda agree bluestar. We can't let RC get away with the territory.
Tigerclaw: *finally-I'm on a clock here... i gotta lead the dogs into TC territory by tomorrow*
Bluestar: what was that ?
*tigerclaw starts whistling*
*Stormfur and Mistyfoot come running up the hill*
Bluestar: MY KIDS!
Stormfur: Who the f' are you?
Bluestar: You don't recognize me?
*both shake their heads*
Bluestar: *starts wailing*
Leopardstar: Now can we have sunning rocks?
Tigerclaw: The magic word.
LS: PUURRRRLEASE.
Tigerclaw: Bluestar is currently incapacitated...*glances at the wailing leader who has thrown herself on the ground and his having a temper tantrum*...so I'll say No for her.
Fireheart: HA! I TOLD YOU HE WAS A TRAITOR! HE JUST ASSUMED BLUESTARS AUTHORITY!
Sandstorm: Your getting paranoid Fireheart. He IS the deputy.
Fireheart: I thought I was? Bluestar has already gone nuts and attacked WindClan- so I'm deputy.
Tallstar: Bluestar attacked us? But I'm still alive so its ok.
Fireheart: You like, NEVER die.
Tallstar: COOL. I'm IMMORTAL!
Snowkit: BIG DEAL I'M THE BEST WARRIOR In THUNDERCLAN!
Tallstar: I dont care what you are as far as im concerned your a KIT!
Snowkit: *Starts wailing*
Tallstar: Im sorry
Snowkit: IM THE BEST WARRIOR IN THUNDER CLAN! yay!
Leopardstar: Ok i am getting REALLY mad now. I AM TAKING SUNNINGROCKS BEFORE I GO!
Bluestar: then dont leave!
Tigerclaw: that made no sense.
Snowkit: IM the best warrior in THUNDER CLAN!
Stumpytail: I HAVE THE STUMPIEST TAIL IN SHADOWCLAN!
Bluestar: where did you come from?
Brokenstar: we heard a party and wanted to come!
Stumpytail: soo i lead with my stumpy tail following! yay cow!
Snowkit: do you listen to yourself when you speak?
Stumpytail: How do you even hear, your deaf!
Snowkit: O yeah can you say that again in sign language?
Fireheart: O come on. Lets not sit around and talk! thats what gatherings are for. We either party or fight. Now here comes my sister with ICECREAM SO I SAY PARTY!
Sandstorm: I wanna talk.
Princess: But I have ice cream!
Cinderpelt: better than herbs.
Snowkit: *Jumps inside the ice cream and starts swimming in it*
SPECKALTAIL: Snowkit GET OUT OF THERE!
Snowkit: *Still swims*
Fireheart: I think he only hears what he wants.
Sandstorm: yeah. Now I think its that twoleg called Micheles turn.
Fireheart: deftly
Sandstorm: Ah. Here she is.
Fireheart: YAAY!
Bluestar:AHHH WHO IS THE HUUUGE TWOLEG KIT THAT IS IN NO WAY A WEAKLING?
Fireheart : Bluestar, meet Co-Writer Michele. Michele, Bluestar.
Bluestar: Want to party with us?
Michele: Sure! *grabs the maraca's*
Leopardstar: Hey, cowriter Michele? Can you write that Bluestar generously gives us Sunningrocks now?
Michele: What was that?
Leopardstar: Can you write that Bluestar generously gives us Sunningrocks?
Michele: *hums*
Leopardstar: Are you listening?
Michele: Not unless you say..
Leopardstar: If you say "the magic word" I'm going to smack you.
Michele: Fine. But say "it".
Leopardstar: *frowns*
Michele: I could write that you die you know.
Leopardstar: ...please.
Michele: No. Talk to Cowriter Kal about it.
Leopardstar: here comes that small and proud cowriter kal, who is amazingly prettier than cowriter michele!
Michele: I heard that!
Leopardstar: Can we have sunningrocks?
Kal: Im not going to be annoying and put you through the "What is the magic word" junk. You are an awesome cat, so i say no
Leopardstar: WHAT!
Kal: you awesome so i didnt put you through "What is the magic word" i just said no
Fireheart: I really like cowriter kal
Sandstorm: Me too
Cinderpelt: Yeah she is awesome
Tigerlclaw: Yeah she is really cool
Cinderpelt: have some ice cream Cowriter Kal!
Kal: yeah thank you everyone, but you know who else is awesome? shes another cowriter....her name is Cowriter miche-*Cuts off* A BIRD! yay! OOOO I LOVE BIRDS!
Snowkit: Look at the pretty birdie!
Speckletail: Snowkit, thats not a friendly bird. *says normally* Thats a hawk.
Snowkit: What?
Speckletail: *SCREAMS* THATS A HAWK!
Snowkit: What?
Speckletail:: That. Is. A. HAWK.
Snowkit: What?
Speckletail: Thats a hawk. [says normally]
Snowkit: OH! *gets out of hawks way just in time.
ThunderClan: *sighs in relief*
RiverClan: *does nothing*
Bluestar: You could at least be happy that a kit wasn't stolen.
Leopardstar: Sure- a kit, but that kit is the best warrior in ThunderClan!
Tigerclaw: *sighs exasperatedly* Am I the ONLY one who notices that snowkit is a KIT?He's not even a WARRIOR!
*cricket. cricket.*
Fireheart: No.
Tigerclaw: Thank you.
Fireheart: But you are the only one who cares.
Tigerclaw: *growls*
Fireheart: *growls back*
Tigerclaw: *glares*
Fireheart: *glares harder*
Tigerclaw: *low rumble*
Fireheart: *deep rumble*
Tigerclaw: *jumps at Fireheart*
Fireheart: *moves out of the way*
Leopardstar: Perfect! Now I can take Sunning Rocks while ThunderClan fights amongst itself!
Tigerclaw: *tilts head at Fireheart*
Fireheart: *Nods*
Michele: I’m Outtie.
Kal: Uh-me too. GREAT party!
Michele & Kal * leave at top speed-followed by the small band of windclan and
shadowclan*
*Tigerclaw & Fireheart exchange nods again*
*Tigerclaw & Fireheart jump at Leopardstar*
Leopardstar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAY!
RiverClan: *jumps into song*
RiverClan: Run Away. Run Away. Run away from the dirt they make in the dirt. Run away. Run away. Run away.From these horrible nasty o kitties! These cats with there magic words. Fighting a battle yet yelling about birds. We're all full of Ice Cream, so let us get out of here. *start running amok*
ThunderClan: You swimmers are a bloody joke, you couldn't beat an artichoke. If battle you chose to renew, we'll taunt you till you all turn blue. Your mommas all were-
*music twangs*
Mistyfoot & Stormfur: THATS IT! YOU DON'T MAKE FUN OF OUR MOMMA!
Bluestar: YAY! They love me!
Mistyfoot: We didn’t say that.
Bluestar: *wails*
*music starts up again*
ThunderClan: Run Away. Run Away. it seems like a helpful solution. Run Away. Run Away. To avoid this mom revolution.
RiverClan: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
ThunderClan: RUUUUUUUUN AWAY!!!!
BOTH CLANS:RUUUUUN AWAY!!!!![/u][/size]
*Music Ends*
Cinderpelt : We’ll be taking a short break.
*All cats scatter*
END SCENE ONE.