Desperate Housewives *spoilers-season 3

[Mickey]

Desperate Housewives totally rules!!!!! 

The new one was so good! I feel so bad for Susan & Mike!!! 

So Mike has Memory Loss. Who called that one??  Poor Mike. And Edie is sooo evil!!! Saying she doesn't think Mike loved Susan! At least Mike isn't currently in danger from Orson, given that he doesn't remember what happened to him.

Actually I felt bad for Ian too, that whole " I bet you'd move faster if it was Jane!" was so cruel!!! 

Now for the funny bits. 

"Yes hello? My house is being broken into." *glass crashes* Hehehe.

 And then "That woman just assaulted me." 

"When Andrew was...at Drama Camp...he did somethings,for money, things he's not proud of.   
....Yard Work?" 

[kal]

hahaha yah.

You cant be so sure with Orsone. He is very sneaky. Im still SUPER DUPER confused about the whole "its not her body!" and such.


NEW ONE ON TONIGHT!!!!!!!!! I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!

[Mickey]

So...Mike killed her? Or did Mike stop Orson from killing her? It isn't his wife, his wife is in the mental institution that Bree checked herself into. So who is it then?

Wow, I'm confused.

The only thing I've got is:

1. Orson ended up putting his wife in the mental institution.
2. Orson killed the bird.
3. Someone, who isn't his wife, is dead, and probably he killed her. (the teeth pulled out thing)
4. Mike knows something, hence why Orson ran him over.
5. The person knew mike, which led to the phone number.

Yeah. Seriously confused.

I loved the whole Gabby/Carlos thing tonight, heheehehehe. And I can not BElIEVE Nora! I totally saw that coming, when she was like "Nip. It in. the bud." though, even though I couldn't believe it. Poor Lynette!

A PIZZA PARLOR? No seriously, A PIZZA PARLOR!!!!! Hahahahhahahahaha....
Funny Quotes:

"Normally I charge 12$ an hour for tutoring. But since its you? 15."
"Well, I charge 15$ an hour to make out, so i'll probably break even."

"Hey, uh, Mom?"
"Andrew, Do Not Interuppt me when I am speaking!"
"*finishes story*"
"Now, what Andrew?"
"Oh, uh, Danielle is upstairs trying to commit suicide."

"Yeah, next time she might jump off a porch!"

"..and if you get hurt? That's just the gravy. *walks off.* Ok. that might have been a little evil."

"Who am I disturbing? It's a coma ward, don't you want them to wake up?"

[kal]

hahaha I loved that : WHO AM I DISTURBING? THE COMA WARD DONT YOU WANT THEM TO WAKE UP?
that was my fave quote.

and who cares about the bird?

omg i really couldnt belive "I wish daddy were here to tuck me in too." "Working on it honey, im working on it"

nora is a total beitch.

I'm not going to try to hard to figure this out cos its like impossible. its like an onion! (lol)

[Mickey]

Haha, yeah it is like an onion. Hopefully it will eventually make sense.

I officially hate Nora. Who's with me!!!

[kal]

Eh nora provides comic relief. And it gives lynette a story line! She is a total jerk though.

Kayla on the other hand is like the coolest charchter ever! Only cos shes named after me! cha i roc sox

lol jk

haha did you listen to brees stories while andrew was telling her about danielle?

"And I know i didnt get her daughter a baby gift, but you know my rule. No marrige, no gift."

hahahaha i cracked up at that.

[Mickey]

Wow! Last nights episode was totally amazing!!!!! There was a lot of drama, Carlos out the window, Tom & Nora kissing, Kicking down the door, Edie sleeping with Mike, and a floating picture of a Jane Doe who apparently was beaten, had an affair, and is now dead!!!!! WOW!!!! Thats a lot to happen in one episode!!!

No, I like Kayla because shes polite, quiet, and just wants to get to know her dad. But of course its awesome that

And hahaha, yeah I listed to that <3. It actually bore relevance to last nights episode, with the whole " I'm telling you, it was a genuine snub! And Tish has always been so friendly- Andrew please!" etc. Because in last nights (totally awesome) episode it was because she married Orson even after Carolyns pronouncment.

So I'm so confused about this Jane Doe...She WAS his wife?

The Facts:
1. Orson used to beat his wife. (obvious)
2. Carolyns husband had an affair with the Jane Doe.
3. Mike knew the Jane Doe (phone number+flashback)
4. The Police think Mike killed her (which he didn't)


Also, I'm confused about this: Why does Mike not remember this woman? I thought he only lost two years? He knew that woman before he was in prison, correct?

Highlights & Recap from Last Nights Episode

Bree Bree discovered that she is hated for not believing Carolyn, and invited Carolyn to dinner. At the dinner, Carolyn invited her into the powder room where she showed her a police report from Orson's brutality towards his wife, except that if I remember correctly, the wife was blonde, and this Jane Doe has red hair. Back at the table, Orson is being shown a picture of the Jane Doe/Wife person, and Carolyn's wife is saying he had an affair with her. At the end of the episode, Orson reveals the affair to the police, and the police question the husband, while Carolyn watches out the window.

Lynette Oh. My. God. I feel so bad for her! Oh um, synopsis. Lynette and Tom have a pretty large fight when he tells her he already bought a place. Lynette walks out and Tom says he's gonna stay there that night. While Lynette is packing him a suitcase, she explains to the boys that it won't be long until he is back, they are just having a small arguement. Kayla overhears, and she's older so she knows whats going on and tells Nora. Nora goes to the Pizza Parlor and gets Tom drunk. They have quite the enigmatic kiss and Tom freaks out saying "I love my wife." Nora says he led her on, it was his fault and leaves. Tom goes back to Lynette and tells her he loves her, she is the best wife in the world yadda yadda. Lynette kicks down the door at Nora's and basically tells her she will kill her if she ever sees Tom again (haha-while hugging her because Kayla is watching)

Gabby: Carlos hides contract papers in his desk, Gabby faxes them to her divorce lawyer and learns that he was backing into all of her demands because he has been offered a new job that would give her 2 million dollars if they were still together. Gabby seduces him, and he proceeds to tell her that there was no job, that he knew she'd crawl back to him if she saw money, and this way he gets to be the one to walk away. Gabby freaks out and ends up pushing him out the window (which made me jump a mile) and then he comes in (all bloody and covered with glass) and says "Oh yeah. It's on." And walks away. The part where she was like "Carlos? Honey?" freaked me out, because Carlos is an angry jealous neanderthal and I really thought he was going to attack her....

Susan Susan walks in on Edie & Mike ...erm...going at it (I was on the phone with Erin at the time and ask her, I was like "OH MY GOD!!! NO NO NO!!!! NOT EDIE & MIKE!!! ITS TOTALLY SUPPOSED TO BE MIKE & SUSAN!!!!! NONONONONO!!!! And then Erin started cracking up) Susan then gets drunk (along with Gabby & Lynette, ZOMG those scenes were funny) and goes to Ian's, where she says it was a mistake for her to break up with him, and that she could love him. Ian brings her home, and they share a moment.

Funny Quotes

Susan: "I just realized....I'm never going to have a 53rd wedding anniversary. I'm going to have live into my ninetys! I'm GONNA DIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!"
and, " I'm IDA GREENBERG!!!!!"
Lynette: *handle breaks off* (hehehehe)

So what do you think? I think it's an admirably succinct summary of the episode. Soo now we can discuss this thing with the supermarket...

Because Lynette totally had blood on her face in the preview, and that is scaring me..

.....I'm Ida Greenberg!!!!!!!!!!!!.....[hahahaha]

[kal]

hahaha "GOOOO IDA! WOOOO" haha gaby is a funny drunk.

"YOUR JUST KIDDING YOURSELVES!!!!!"

That was my favorite scene! AND OMG MIKE AND EDIE! nooooooooooooooooooo

haha that was an..intresting twist with carlos and the job papers!

And no Nora and Tom did NOT kiss Nora kissed Tom. Tom flipped out.

Lynette is so cool. haha she rocks. Shes so nice but so mean at the same time! Shes my fave char this season. Last season it was... i have to say Susan and the first it was gaby. idk y.


Ok now: it looked like caroline in the preview with the gun. I cant belive it! im like freaked out by it!

[Mickey]

* Is In Total Shock *

...oh....my....god....


*totally reverses position* I feel soo bad for Nora!!!! I can't believe she is DEAD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!

*hyperventilates*

*notes lack of Mike in this episode*

Despite the dramatics of this episode, the awesomeness that has my dad back into the show (finally)!, I have a couple funny quotes, y'know, before the ending and the shootings and stuff...

Edie: "Yeah, ya didn't even have the sense to steal the good stuff!!!"

Susan: "I will be a model hostage!"

Nora: "Tom, will you please tell your wife I'm not talking to her."
...
Tom: Wait can't we talk about this?
Nora: Oh we're not allowed to talk. *dainty "Shh."*

Ms. Mcloughsky: "Turn on your T.V.!!!!"
Gabby: Yeah, um thats dead.
Ms. M: Oh, then turn on your radio..
Gabby: Yeah, if you had gotten her ten minutes earlier.
......
Ms. Mcloughsky: "Is there a problem?"
Gabby: Oh no, we're fine. Just having a squabble. *lowers baseball bat*
Carlow *chainsaw roars*

ohhh and before that:

Gabby: "That is a vicious visous lie."
Carlos: *clicks tape*
Gabby's Voice: "Ohh Carlos...oh yes!"
Gabby: You taped our lovemaking!
Carlos: It's all there Judge. At the climax, she actually starts screaming dollar amounts.


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I'll type my synopsis's later. I can't believe Nora is dead.....still at least Kayla is in a good family now, with her father.And now I'm not so sure about Orson. I mean, he definately had a mean streak, and still is trying to cover something up, but the ix reallly trying to be a good husband to Bree....so I don't know what to think now...

*slaps self* Wait. He ran over MIKE!!!! HE IS EVILLLLLL!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!! Hehe.

So in this next preview, Julie totally only had her bra on, and Austin was on top of her. YIKES!!! But at least thats a funny Yikes. And I dunno whats gonna happen with Carlos and Gabby now, cause they seem to have made up and they are officialy divorced...

[kal]

O come on I wanna do the synopsis! Ill do it right now. (you can do one too if you want but maybe we can alternate weeks?) (or we can do different charchters. Like Julie, Edie and Austin! And all them. But I have ideas for ALL of them for this one so can you do them next week? Pretty please bestest cuz in the world!? (sorry james)

Bree: In the beggining told Caroline about her husband cheating on her with a "Monique" (sp?) and later blames herself for the shooting. She has everyone over at her house while watching the news of the hold-up. She had lots of food, and two little old ladies (haha sooo grandma and aunt angie. I thought.) Who only came for the food, and had no care in the world about the hostage situation. Soon she is watching kids because an oblivious Tom Scavo walks in saying "Lynette is taking her sweet time at the market!". She has to answer to the kids the question "when is mommy getting home from the market?"

Susan: Is origanally going to Paris with Ian. But when she think that Julie is rebelling (because Austin put whiskey in her backpack and she found a crumpled up beer can in the trash) She decides against it. She goes to the door of the market and says "YOU HAVE TO LET ME IN MY DAUGHTER IS IN THERE!" "Sorry the stores closed." "Yeah but theres some crazy woman in there!" "I know! *holds up gun*" She finds out that Julie is in the hold up and is BEGGING to trade places with her. After being denied by the police, she proceeds to hold up a megaphone and says something like "CAN I TRADE PLACES WITH MY DAUGHTER?" She waits the entire time for julie in suspense. and worry.

Gabby: Is having a small squabble with carlos. After he holds up a tape of them lovemaking in court. He ends up getting everything in the house, so she decides to smash it all. She starts by throwing all the glasses on the ground. He starts smashing the house up and when Ms. Mcgauskly (Sp) is there he comes out with a chainsaw. When Gabby finds out what Caroline did, she says that she has been having the same kind fof feelings and couldve done that too. Carlos suggests that they stop and they seem to have made up. (or that is another ploy so she can have everything and its all ruined)

Lynette: Is in the hold up with Nora. They start by trying to hide, and she tries to call Tom with her phone. Caroline discovers them and she says "Yeah I've had a really bad day. Is a little cooperation to much to ask?" so tom is still oblivious. She sits with Nora and Nora doesnt shut up. Caroline hears them and says to Lynette "You and your friend are getting on my nerves!" Lynette says "Shes not my friend. She tried to seduce my husband." When Caroline hears that she says "Why didnt you say so?" and shoots her. Nora is bleeding and Lynette is trying to stop it. Kayla is now in full custody of Lynette and Tom. Lynette goes into a HUGE outburst and is shot in the arm.

Nora: Died.

Julie: Is sitting with Austin and is blamed for stealing Whiskey. I think she ends up going out with him. cos of the next preview.