Post by Mickey on Sept 14, 2006 15:53:56 GMT -5
*ERG*
^^ just the perfect way to start this.....
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^^ 12 books in 120 seconds...more videos to be released...
ALSO...... today i came home from school to find something on my doorstep. I tilted my head and then remembered that I had ordered The End via Amazon as well at "Suspiciously linked to the end, The Beatrice Letters...."
....(then I shrieked and ripped open the box)....
sure enough, as I stood there in the rain, i was holding The Beatrice Letters in all it's glory. It has letters from BB to LS---- in other words BEATRICE BAUDELAIRE.... and LS of course.
The Back:
To my kind editor:
[ x ] contains letters to beatrice
[ x ] contains letters from beatrice
[ x ] contains letters RE: beatrice
[ x ] contains sonnet(s)
[ ] entirely written in code
[ ] approval
[ ] disapproval
[ x ] for your information
[ ] for your signature
[ ] written entirely in code
[ x ] please destroy
[ x ] please make as many copies as possible
[ x ] may contain clues
[ ] meet me a the arranged spot
Top Secret---- only for readers deeply interested in the Baudelaire case. How i pity those readers.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
As I'm not going to sit here and transcripe the many letters that I'm perusing...nor is it possible for me to somehow make cut-out letters for an anagram.... Let me simply say what a first glance has me believing:
*SPOILERSSSSS* (but only at face value....this is just stuff that I believe...and as soon as you get the book you'lll get it right away too.... i need to go over this book with a fine tooth and comb, a cup of coffee, a bag of peppermints( man would I hate to be the baudelaires) and a phone with which my ffp sis is on the other line doing the same thing..... hehe)
1. There are several Beatrices' , At LEAST two.
2. At least one of the Beatrices is a shipwrecked ship.
3. There are at least two Beatrice Baudelaires.
4. Beatrice was searching for Violet,Kit, and Sunny who she says is her "only family". Most likely this one is her cousin....
5. That these letters are both aggravating, hilarious, and non-conclusive.
6. That these letters are the key to a code in book 13 that we will need to discover the answers.
7. That Lemony is recording the Baudelaire story to aid in her attempt to find them.
8. Several of the letters talk of an evil "O" "E" and the Daily Punctillio's stuff.... as well as that the Beatrice of Lemony's affection was a batierr (*spelling?*) who performed several coded plays including an aggravating one that has a sonnet.
9. That Lemony Snicket is incredibly evil.....
Oh! And that at least one of the letters from lemony is a forgery, due to the ring of a cup that was left on top of it without a coaster- the mark of a *suspicious* vfder (hehehe)
Almost every letter has totally new and puzzling information that is making me want to tear out my hair.....or at least the cut out letters that is an anagram and spend hours rearranging them....
One promise that I'm making is that I am going to solve this without the help of anything cept you guys. NO INTERNET ANAGRAM SOLVER ALLOWED, cause it is simply more fun that way...
Lemony is evil.
and i say again.... ERG!!!!! post
